Capitol Steps - Everybody Must Get Cloned lyrics

Well it used to be you'd smoke a lot of pot But now it sort of seems your brain is shot It used to be a party off the charts But now you sort of need replacement parts It is something that you can't postpone Everybody must get cloned He smokes just like chimney, I don't care 'Cause when I need a lung, he's got a spare And I know this sounds a lot like science fiction But some day I might give this guy my dic...tion My replacement parts are all home-grown Everybody must get cloned Well it's hard to be a copy of a copy He's not too smart, and he's kind of floppy For some reason I have twenty-seven toes And I have to drop my pants to blow my nose But me, myself, and I are right at home Everybody must get cloned Well, the House and Senate pa**ed the cloning ban Creating parts is not the job of man But cloning could keep these guys from getting burned They could blame the clone for groping the intern We support science, let it known As long as Congress is not cloned