Capitol Steps - Aristocrats from the Cradle lyrics

Ted: Well, now, ladies and gentlemen, as you may have realized in the past few weeks the Kennedy clan has once again been in the newspapers…but the whole scandal proves one thing. Unlike the Republicans, we Democrats are under the influence of something other than lobbyists. My son made the news just the other day He crashed his car in the Kennedy way "I thought I had a vote!" was all he'd say But the cops on the Hill said, "That's OK" And I feel so proud when he says to me Pat: I wanna be like you, Dad I wanna be just like you… Both: Aristocrats since the cradle with a silver spoon Ted: How about a Scotch? Pat: Dad, it's not even noon Ted: Well, when's your next vote, son? Pat: I don't know when Ted: Ah, we'll have a co*ktail then Pat: Dad, it doesn't mix with Ambien Pat: So I asked my dad if he was upset Ted: Son, at least when you crashed you did not get wet Pat: I'm off to rehab, no need for alarm Ted: And I hope that the eighth time is the charm Both: When you see Pat and Ted, it is plain to see Ted: My boy is just like me Pat: The apple didn't stagger far from the tree Both: Kennedy's are unstable, that is just a myth Ted: My little boy's a pint off the old fifth When you coming home, son? Pat: I don't know when But I can say to my chagrin, Dad Both: We still drink less than the Bush twins