It seems that all our allies all are quittin' I think they'll come around Hope it's soon But you've got the support of Spain and Britain And Cameroon! The Russians are resisting with all their force The Germans wouldn't send even one platoon But thankfully we're counting on the air force Of Cameroon! Cameroon, Cameroon! I called them up to just say thanks Cameroon, Cameroon! I hear they're sending both their tanks Next year you'll face election, it's worth notin' And if we get to April, May or June If all the troops aren't back And we're still Iraq My chances will be better If I run in Cameroon