Capitol Steps - We All Use Word lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, the proposed breakup of the Microsoft Corporation has caused great financial anxiety for one of America's most beloved multi-billionaires. Of course I'm talking about Bill Gates. And while some people may go about their daily lives without worrying about Bill Gates's financial problems, we in the Capitol Steps are not that cold and heartless. We have decided tonight, with your permission, to state a fundraiser to help the man out. We have brought with us some of the top international singing stars: please welcome Diana Ross Oh, it's so nice to finally have an audience We also have Bob Dylan. Bob, how are you doing? (Mumbling) This is very exciting: we have Michael Jackson. Michael, how are you tonight? I'm holdin' my own Yeah, we kinda hoped you'd stop doing that. And finally, we have Bill Gates himself to participate in this historic fundraising event! There comes a time, when a judge named Jackson calls And you find you've made him really upset Though Bill Gates's Explorer, is certainly the best For finding pictures on the internet It isn't right they should break his company up And the billions he should have to lose So raise your mouses, and let's all double-click To help the software we all use We all use Word We all use Windows We all use browsers that allow where you cannot or can go There's no choice you're makin' And doesn't that save you time? Why should I build a better Word? Heh, you're already mine If things that we'll use make judge upset Then we don't just break up the alphabet If you don't like big rich things or big conglomerates You just might break up Oprah Winfrey next Alright, everybody sing along with Bob Dylan! We all use Word We all use Yahoo There's not a company in the world that does what I do So break us up, Judge Jackson But I warn you, if you do I won't run the top company in America, I'll run the top two