Capitol Steps - The Impossible Scheme lyrics

spoken: The 19 years of our existence have coincided with the 19 most scandal plagued years of American history. And perhaps you ask yourselves, "how could the Capitol Steps have been so fortunate?" Well, ask yourself -- who caused those scandals? Who leaked those scandals? For the answers to those questions, you have to ask yourselves -- who stood to gain the most from them? We dream of a world thats obscene We dig through the dirt and the grime We yearn to uncover a scandal We know how to profit from slime We stand for the Capitol Steps We leak every poisonous prank We love when it's too hot to handle We laugh all the way to the bank This is our quest In scandals we trust What's bad for our country Is good news for us And we'll fight day and night With the power we've found To be willing to march into Hell To keep Clinton around Once you see that our promise is kept You will learn through our song Your belief that they aren't all inept Is totally wrong People please, do your duty to serve This great occupation of ours So vote for the funniest people And turn all the Steps into stars!