Capitol Steps - That's My Ghetto lyrics

Hi there. Bill Clinton here again. And ladies and gentlemen, as you know, I recently had to move my office in New York. And I have been looking for a new space that would be...Jeffersonian. I was sort of thinking Thomas, not George and Louise... On a cold gray New York City day I had to move my office far away To the ghetto And you know I cried 'Cause before, man, I could see Rockettes In the evenings, I could hear the Mets Rigoletto But people, don't you understand? My rent was just eight hundred grand And anything less than a penthouse wouldn't make sense Just citizen Bill, you know So to raise that kind of dough You know I'd have to go and speak at eight corporate events But the press went wild And I guess the rumor-mongers won When I said I lied like the puppet son Of Geppetto So I ate some fries And now I'm stuck where the streets are mean Thank God for Starbucks and Krispy Kreme In the ghetto Then one day I was feeling desperate, and Hillary was away I wanted some fun, so I took a car I searched for Hooters, but I didn't get far Before I started to smile I'm gonna like it here, Bill Clinton knows As a hooker walks by in fishnet hose And stilettos That's my ghetto!