Capitol Steps - Putin on a Blitz lyrics

Good evening. Russian president Vladimir Putin, welcoming ... myself. You laugh, but look who you elected president. I understand the American politician is big into the song and dance, so here is little-bitty song and dance from me, Vladimir Putin. My name's Vlad When I get mad I send my tanks And army ranks Where Chechnya sits Putin on a blitz In U.S. they all harangue My Chechen mess When I go bang They say "Tsk, tsk!" Putin is a risk. No, no, no, no, no. Talk of peaceful compromise I'm scorning I love the smell of Chechens in the morning Hey, they had warning! Lots of times They call me dunce Mistake — can say But only once! I make them quit By blowing them to bits Causing people fits Putin never quits Putin on a blitz!