Capitol Steps - We've Got a Lot of Livers to Do lyrics

Manager: That's right, welcome, this is your new government sponsored healthcare program. We thought it was high time your healthcare was brought to you by the same people who run FEMA. We're confident that we're going to be able to cover everyone, but we're still working out a few kinks. For example, we will no longer be able to cover things like illness. Because we believe if you live a long, long life that will cost us lots and lots of money. First patient please. Yes, ma'am, what seems to be the problem? Patient 1: My head hurts? Manager: You don't look, like you will be dead soon And there's transplant guys who came before you Take a seat, in back with the head wounds We've got a lot of livers to do Yes, sir, how can I be of a**istance to…oh! (scream) Wow! It looks, like your hand is missing Were you born with one hand or two Well, it's two, then that's preexisting You've got a lot of ‘splaining to do Ha, ha, ha, oh, octomom… That's too many kids, take a few back We won't cover you All we'll do is put a cork in you Here's the thing, we're telling the voters You want healthcare, sure, we'll give it to you For a shark attack, we need two weeks notice The costs have grown humongous So up there in the Congress They've got a lot of fibbing to do! s**s to be you!