Capitol Steps - The Twitter lyrics

Gimme me a ticket for an aeroplane My girlfriend is gettin' so inane Forty times today On my PDA My baby, she wrote me a twitter Every two minutes somethin' else to tell What the hell's the meaning of 'LOL'? But she loves her shampoo Well woop-de-freakin'-do And lately, it's makin' me bitter So I wrote her a letter Said that it would be better To talk like we ought But she can only twitter 'Cause 140 letters Is her limit on thoughts She's twidiotic I'm leaving home, all my bags are packed But my tweet hawk deserves all the facts Since I can't commit her I'll just send a twitter (spoken) Let me see... 'I-L-Y-F-O-B-S' (spoken) 'I-L-Y-F-O-B-S'? Does that mean 'I love you forever, oh beautiful sweetheart'? (spoken) No, it's... 'I'm leaving you for our babysitter'