Capitol Steps - Three Little Kurds from School lyrics

We are from the Kurdistan region of Iraq. As you know, we recently voted to approve our constitution. And as you also know, no one knows what is in it. But what we really want is for rights, for freedoms, the things that you people take for granted in your country, like the right to perform musical comedy. That's why we've worked up this special little number just for you. It's from Gilbert and Sullivan's The McFatwa. Three little Kurds from school are we Come from a small minority Fighting along insurgency Three Kurds are in Mosul This little Kurd's not too good at math One plus one is...doh! I'm a bit of a psychopath My sister, my daughter, my sister, my daughter I've got a jihad on taking baths And on the Bathist too Three little Kurds in one formation Of a Kurdish sovereign nation Where will we flee for ululation? Three little Kurds from school Three little Kurds from school! My name's Halah, that's a palindrome I quit drinking when el Toulon 'Cause of the war he gets bombed at home That's why he goes to school Let's try Saddam in a hurry now I want to sit on his jury now Tell him he won't have to worry now We little Kurds aren't cruel We only want his j**els We little Kurds are very wary Of what the new constitution carries What if it says that gays can marry? For our next program, we could do Broke-Iraq Mountain... As long as the Kurds can rule With these little Kurds that's cool