Capitol Steps - How Do You Solve a Problem Like Korea? lyrics

Who is the guy who rants and raves? Who likes to make a scene He's like a little bulldog A Korean Howard Dean And if we weren't so scared of him We'd even say he's mean 'Cause though he's threatened Seoul He hasn't got one We think you know who might just fit the bill Presenting...Kim Jong Il How do you solve a problem like Korea? I have got nukes in case you haven't heard Respect from US could be a panacea But your Evil Axis always lists us third Oh, maybe you ought to do the world a favor Maybe you shouldn't poke us with a stick But, what do you have to see To get you to notice me Well, if you had oil, that would do the trick Oh, I think that Freud would say this small Korean Is compensating for his tiny...height