Capitol Steps - Can't Get to a Church lyrics

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Prince Charles, this is my lovely wife Camilla. Hello! Hello, hello! As you know, we were recently wed and we have our whole lives before us. But you know, I do have one tiny, logistical question... What's that? When we go walking, my bu*tercup Should I walk with you? No! Just saddle me up! My bride is scary in the morning Don't want to see her before 9 ‘Cause my Camilla looks like Godzilla We won't wed in a church this time Our mom, the Queen, is now in mourning Our family's looks are in decline Thank God your Nana chose Miss Diana To propagate the royal line My friends at work think that I'm a snob That would be true, dear, if you had a job Her chin is furry in the morning You've got a face like my behind Send her to Queen school There goes the gene pool! We won't wed in a church You sort of look like Lurch I guess we proved to everyone that love is blind She's my tally-ho!