Every April it's taxes In November it's ballots Every time you go banking A new form appears And the way that it's heading I'm gonna start shredding 'Cause the form that I'm dreading Comes every ten years You fill out your census With a number two pencil First fill in your last name And then your address But soon they start askin' Are you Native Alaskan? And soon this small task is Becoming a mess My mom's half Hawaiian Her dad's two-thirds Mayan Her uncle's half-brother Starred in "Boyz n the Hood" His aunt's Anglo-Saxxon Just like Michael Jackson What to do I am askin' If you're Tiger Woods?