Now listen here, my friends, may I have your attention please? If you're not in the race for '08, just raise your hand, raise your hand And observe this, if you will There's some people from the Hill Who seem to think they're qualified to run this land Now you've heard of Hillary, McCain, Obama, Giuliani, sure But, you know, I gotta tell you All of those people put together can't possibly compare To the electric thrill that you might have when people like... Hunter, Huckabee, Richardson, and Tancredo All come together in New Hampshire for that one historic day! 76 unknowns are the candidates With 110 more set to declare They run in the states of denial They're from both sides of the aisle And most just do not have a prayer 76 unknowns on the campaign trail And their lack of a message so disappoints And now Dennis Kucinich is in And he thinks that he should win ‘Cause his name earns the most Scrabble points New Hampshire will be crawling soon with candidates: Hoster's Watch, Dixville Notch, Iowa and Guam I hope that Al Sharpton will soon join the fray If DNA proves he is the son of Strum Does it seem that every time they're starting earlier? Jump the gun, gotta run, they can't help themselves Most of them are losing count We heard Joe Biden just announce He'll run in the year 2012 76 unknowns will campaign for months Is there someway to make them all go away? Put them all in a room and tell Them that they will have to sell Sports memorabilia to OJ