Capitol Steps - Talk 'bout Saddam lyrics

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Capitol Steps - Talk 'bout Saddam lyrics

Pres. Bush: Good evening everybody, George W. Bush here, and at this time I'd like to welcome my family. Hey, sweetheart, how are you? Hi Dad, hi Mom. Bush Sr.: Oh yeah…well, you know, son, because of me it looks like you might have another problem on your hands. Looks like old Saddam, trying to get weapons of ma** destruction, it's bad, bad. So when you deal with him, you need to be vigilant. Bush: I will be. Bush Sr.: And you can never, ever capitulate. Bush: I don't know the meaning of the word capitulate. Bush Sr. Yes, it's too bad, son. Now, you see that thing you're doing right there? Don't do it. Bush: What, Dad? I was just talking. Bush Sr. (Laura & Barbara): Yep, that's what I mean. Think the time for talking is done, why don't you do that little song that I taught you. (Oooo…) Don't…talk…don't…talk (Oooo….) Don't…talk…don't…talk Bush (Bush Sr.): Oh, I'm on a roll I still have sky-high polls But Democrats insist that things are bad (bad) To keep all the headlines Off economic deadlines I took some advice from dear old dad He told me… All: Talk ‘bout Saddam Much as you can Talk ‘bout Saddam, my son If you act now They'll forget the Dow Bush: So talk ‘bout Saddam my son... Barbara: Now, son, you've gotta get Saddam because he tried to get your daddy. But you have to be careful, ‘cause we hear he has body doubles. Your daddy told me he's got three body doubles. Bush (Bush Sr.) Three doubles? (Don't talk.) That's 6 guys! Laura (Barbara): No, no, no, sweetheart, what she means is that he's trying to fool you by using look-alikes. (ooo...) Bush (Barbara); Oh, well, you know, Laura, two can play at that game. For instance, when I send in the UN inspectors, I won't send in the real inspectors, I'll send in inspector look-alikes. (ooo…) Bush Sr.: Don't… talk…don't… talk…DON'T… TALK! Bush (Bush Sr.): Tom Daschle's a baby Says don't attack and maybe The UN will soon address Iraq (‘Raq) Saddam start preparing ‘Cause FOX will soon be airing A show called When Presidents Attack Dad told me… All: Talk ‘bout Saddam Fast as you can You know what you must do When you are through I hope it works for you Barbara: Much better than ‘92 Bush Sr.: Well, son, I hope you don't get a touch of déjà vu Bush: Yeah, you know, Dad, the French don't even have a word for déjà vu