Cansei De Ser Sexy - Art b**h lyrics

My art is called egocentric-soft-p**no Or maybe it's just narcissism... My one and only subject Goes from something like anything but Me-ism Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley? He could drop the paintings And photograph his penis Or take pixxx of the chicks... Yeah, you know what I mean... Wouldn't it be better for Escher? He could drop the math And make it happen on his mattress 2 girls and a cam! 3 girls and a cam! You put a dog there and you got polaroid scam I ain't no artist I am an art-b**h I sell my paintings to the men I eat I have no portfolio And I only show Where there's free alcohol I am so hardcore I sell my crap and people ask for more... Call me revolutionaire I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire What I do is called art-sh** And don't you dare make fun of me Cause everything I do was featured on the pages of i-D! I ain't no artist I am an art-b**h I sell my paintings to the men I eat I have no portfolio And I only show Where there's free alcohol I ain't no artist I am an art-b**h I sell my paintings to the men I eat I have no portfolio And I only show Where there's free alcohol Lick lick lick my art-tit (x2) s** s** s** my art-hole (x2) (repeat last 2 lines)