[Part 1] Beyond the reach Of our modern day carefree living In complete isolation Lived a family of sick backwoods cretins Drug induced retardation They had no money for fertilizer To use to feed their precious plants That's when this story gets absurd.... A strange urban legend started to spread In the nearby town, the rumors said There was a hidden field of Pot in the woods But bad things happen if you are caught From wisdom to baked From wisdom to baked Three more teenagers decided to try They couldn't have known how gruesomely they'd die From wisdom to baked From wisdom to baked Their plan was simple It was going to be fun It would be a big mistake A nightmare that has only just begun They started to loose track of time The car had been left behind Directions were getting crisscrossed It sunk in that they were starting to get lost Getting tired and frustrated, they'd had enough Setting up a campsite to spend the night Alone, the batteries were dead in their cellphones Everyone was worried, they just wanted to go home [Solo: Brent Purgason] From wisdom to baked From wisdom to baked The night was dark and they were terrified They had the feeling that something wasn't right From wisdom to baked From wisdom to baked No one inside the tent would ever see That they were being surrounded by hillbillies