[Chorus: x4] "Dreamzzzzz" of f**in' a female news anchor I'm just playin', but I'm sayin' [Canibus:] Yea, this isn't excellence in journalism I prefer to call it conservative words of wisdom Mixed with perverted visions I can't help it, I was bitten by Celtic Woman Who spoke elvish, who told me I was selfish Nah honey be friendly you're my Ms. Money Penny I love you because when they hate me; you defend me "Dreamzzzzz" of f**in' a female news anchor Welcome to my world of fantasies and fandom 0330 central news network I filled out visitors of paper work 'til my head hurt G words bees and birds can't help but to be perverse About anything over 30 in a skirts I get up stairs to search who's doin' their leg work I seen her walk in to the coffee room, I go there first She was beautiful and burgundy, same Zane Verjee I said "Allah have mercy", she heard me and turned to me She showed me her breast, I was impressed She suggested I lock the door so we could both get undressed Quick start, quick finish, I gently kissed her The phone rang; it was Wolf Blitzer sayin' "He missed her" I was not surprised, I ain'tt want the b**h to lose her job OH MY GOD! Is that Sumi Das? Still hard from Zane givin' me brain, but I can't complain I'll take wrinkles over stains anyday, anyway where did the Sumi go? She reminds me of this ho I used to bang on a Pakistani Sushi boat Her trail went cold, I stole me an access card Picked up the trail in the parking garage I pretended I was an intern I said "Ma'am you left this upstairs, a huge diamond earrings" She just stares, standin' there in a dress with a delicate smell of vinaigrette She placed the palm firmly on my chest "Are you St. Germaine?" she said, I said "Yes" And I seek to have s** with the Dragon Princess She circled her hips slow, dancin' to Calypso She brought her lips close, my dick grows, she sniff Coke I couldn't believe the nerve of this Circus Witch with burger itch You tried to curse me with a kiss Nosferatu practitioner, I don't even think about kissin' her She will remain my prisoner [Chorus: x4] [Canibus:] Yea, check the defense mechanism of this next woman She's the real Lara Croft, I couldn't wait to have s** with her Arwa Damon so calm under pressure But our hormones start raging as soon as I undress her Started to speak in discrete descriptive speech I tasted her nipples and told her "Her tits taste like a peach" She had congressional oversight, over the mic A young Black man obsessed with her egg shell white Her body was tight, "Ok" I said but not tonight Your life is your job; my job is my life Filled with gold spindles, a positive polarity singles But when I talk to strippers I'm simple Like screwin' Julie with the booty dimples She act moody 'cause she's mental Try to imagine what she's been through Julie Banderas got what I call a rare a** That's the type of a** that could tear pants I let her dance on my fair delance, Caliente Sangre And life goes on like John Mellencamp [Chorus: x4] [Canibus:] Yea, yo, I don't wake up 'til 12:00 Soledad O'Brian don't wake up 'til she feels co*k I love these women so much, I can't stop Sir Lancelot givin' Guinevere a shamrock Accompanied by a rose, she smelled it with her nose and froze It was the perfect time to take off her clothes The tale of the Princess and the P and MC Mr. C really? a magnificent read In a dream I had about my favourite anchor of them all In my dream I wrote a name across The White House wall Suzanne Malveaux - oh I have love you so So much so I let the whole world know Her pastry is so tasty; I don't care if her husband hates me I'm still in my dream, DO NOT WAKE ME! In the dream she and I share pound cake and tea In between her shifts on the silver screen She lays her head on my arm during The White House conference, so DAMN! Imagine that when you listen to my song [Chorus: x4]