She wears the coolest clothes And nothing fits me right She writes better songs I never stuck with words that rhymed And when she walks by, people stare at her ‘Cause she's so cool [Chorus] She's everything I want to be She's everything someone would need She's everything they want I'm not that girl She doesn't smoke cigarettes But she drinks whiskey with the men She likes the coolest bands I haven't heard of them She doesn't listen to the radio And when she walks by, people stare at her ‘Cause she's so cool [Chorus] And I don't think I'll ever be that cool And when she walks by, people stare at her ‘Cause she's so cool [Chorus] Sometimes I don't get it right Second place and last in line She's everything they want I'm not that girl And I don't think I'll ever be that cool