Calvin Coolidge - Lose Yourself lyrics

[Verse 1: Calvin Coolidge] And I'm better than your last, gon' be better than your next one I'mma marry your mother, you better step son People saying that I fell off and sh** I just tell 'em all to fall of my dick I said what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up hater? No minor motherf**er, I'm something major And I get more cut than construction paper And I mix it with all the sh** that we sip We're the misfit kids baby, this is it And now they're callin' me Popeyes the way I make those chickens strip Ask the man, I got a master plan With the backhand man, I could slap Japan I gotta gas can and a match in hand Two clubs, not talkin' 'bout a matchin' hand We keepin' it creepin' on people who sleepin' And livin' the dream to be seen by the team And I mean I competed and beat it, completed the heat With no cheatin' believe I achieved it I used to feel like Dick Cheney, close my eyes and hope I shot one Til' I came and k**ed the game with Kurt Cobain's shotgun Blast, and then I attack And I'm back in a black hat, snap back The presents' been under the tree since January, I rap fastt Like alcohol, it'll be hard for ya'll to try to make us freeze up And if you rep executive, then baby put your E's up I umbilical cord b**hes, they're always getting cut off Like the BME Pain Olympics, I'm tryna get my nut off Transform into a freak, we smokin' something called Decepticon No one can find this pot that I got, call me a leprechaun The blame is mine when I'm aiming high But f** with me and I'll aim inside So go and get a f**in' brain transplant, and change your mind I never go tanning, so I'm only being fair, b**h They said they got the game mapped out, I'mma pull a Blair Witch If every end is a beginning, then every beginning is an end So tonight I might need to take your life in order for mine to begin