Caleb Stone - Let's Have Breakfast lyrics

[Verse 1] What did I do this time Did I leave you in the club again Stuck looking for a husband with the homies drunk junk rummaging I apologize And I hypothesize on the day my damned helicopter dies I might send you on a mission for some waffle fries I'm trying not to lie, so ain't you proud of me Imagine how good everything's about to be, like two thousand three No recession dear as good as yesteryear Let's have breakfast I've made progress, I'm only half s**ist My rap necklace Has been replaced with medallions, so let's carry on at the pace of a stallion Your face should be smiling I'll take undeserved groups for a thousand And I'll make undershirts with you on the pouches Your b**bs won't fall out this time I promise It won't be tie-dyed or shrink five sizes You won't catch the pink eye virus I swear no conjunctivitis I know you don't like it No motorboats, facebook pokes or drunk driving And I'll be much more liked, I'm Out doing things started rooting for the Vikings That would be the icing on the cake called ASS I floss between all teeth and take all baths It takes all path, goddamn a facepalm But don't get embarra**ed, I feel no pain Caterpillar world with a steel toe frame Boot to the ankle but I need no crane This isn't the end of the tour I'm sure The road makes you sick, but I know a cold cure And oh it's so pure I'm learning how to rotoscope so I can add allure To the facetime phone call, it's all in real time Making margaritas, chopping all their limes In a Cosby sweater, the pleasures all mine The pleasures all mine The pleasures all mine