Cake Like - Ashley lyrics

Ashley, I've been thinking 'bout you Little sister been on my mind Heard you're practicing rebel tactics You got a lot of me in those eyes Been a cheat, stolen meat, lied about it later I kicked a girl, a b**h, a brat named Yolanda f*gin Don't be like me Don't be like me, rock on k**ed a bat, skinned a cat, stuffed 'em in a crate I've hurt some people on the way to being nothing great Don't be like me Don't be like me, rock on Little girl she went to a party She wore her princess dress and wand But she forgot to put on her panties, sad, lonely one Broke in the trailer 'cause someone said so No sir, I had no idea they were gone They said a nice policeman brought you home, whoa, oh, oh Ashley girl, I've been thinking 'bout you I know you mean well, it just comes out wrong You brought home a groundhog half dead Thank God, he didn't stink for long Christened the scooter 'fore someone said so You fell off in the neighbors flowers They thought that you had planned it all Door to door Halloween they caught you You thought you had done nothing wrong You were dressed as a hooker all night long Why don't you look like me? Why don't you look like me? Why don't you look like me? ...