A SoHo bar a broken heart A brand new start a brand new me She grabbed my hand said Im your man This stranger said its off to bed But I said Wait, compare me to a summers day The winds that shake the darling buds of May Woo me, woo me, school me in the ways of love Then Jenny Said You bring me down Dont fool around Lets go downtown Then Jenny Said You bring me down Dont fool around Lets go downtown I was perplexed a little hurt She tore my shirt a Stanley knife She said I need at breakneck speed! She said Youre fit get on with it But then I said Grow old, old along with me I said The best, best is yet to be I said The ways, let me count the ways of love (2 3- ) Then Jenny Said You bring me down Dont fool around Lets go downtown Then Jenny Said You bring me down Dont fool around Lets go downtown Now mamma always told me, she said not to talk to strangers No matter what you do, or who you do, or where you go But living long and lonelys worse than facing all those dangers And you know it hurts me so But you know it's time to go, let's go I guess we left both arm in arm Too much Boones Farm Were at her place Gastric lavage in her garage It made no dent The main event At first she smacked every little thing And third, she broke, broke my promise ring She fooled me, schooled me, tooled me in the ways of love Then Jenny Said You bring me down Dont fool around Lets go downtown Then Jenny Said You bring me down Dont fool around Lets go downtown Then Jenny Said You bring me down Dont fool around Lets go downtown