Ca**idy Welsh - What Will You Do When Diarrhea Strikes? lyrics

[Chorus] What will you do when diarrhea strikes? They say that it can happen anytime and anyplace I'll tell you what I'll do when diarrhea strikes I'll sh** my brains out upon a f*ggot-slave's face [Verse 1] My stomach ain't a fan of lactose So after my big a** breaks your backbone I'm ridin' your broken spine straight into the bathroom I know it takes some grits But we all get the sh**s And that includes you 'cause I only feed you cat-food So toughen up and be a man and take my sh** right in your throat If you refuse my a**'s gift then swear to Christ, it's all she wrote Not only is your gut gettin' flattened by my rump But you'll be doin' much more than a-eatin' my dump Your co*ks**in'-a** face is going right into the toilet A flashback to high-school when your a** gets a swirlie You've gotten f**ed up enough to know my a** ain't girly I'm gross as all hell, fartin', sh**tin', and pissin' The toilet seat's a tough target and I always wind up missin' That's okay, your a** is there to lick up the seat You're smart enough to follow orders, 'cause if not you get beat! Alright, so that's not true, your a** is gettin' kicked anyway But, n***a, my a** is so fine, that I'd consider it a getaway Best booty on the goddamn earth, f*g, that's what many say So you can take it like a big boy, I know that I'm a heavyweight [Chorus] [fart sounds]