Ca**idy Welsh - sh**stains On My Favorite Thong lyrics

[Chorus] Last night, I lost control of my bowels This sh** can't be wiped off with no towel This thong's so comfy and silky I should've known not eat nothin' milky I'm mighty f**in' sad 'cause there are sh**stains on my favorite thong But I don't have to worry, 'cause you're gonna lick it all off [Verse 1] I was so caught-up and constipated that I just had to get some relief So I took a couple laxatives and then my perfect a** just went to sleep I should've been a bit smarter and I should've worn myself a diaper But I sh** my f**in' brains out and now my a** is in need of a wiper There ain't just sh** on the thong but there's sh** on the comforter as well sh** on the blankets, on my bed, well, ain't that sh** f**in' swell? Well, I don't need to be a-frowning, n***a, I should be straight-up grinnin' 'Cause your tongue is gonna wipe my dirty sh** off my linens