C-Money - Crown Me King lyrics

[Enter: Pimp Diddy] Hey… Let me tell you a story….. How I was (almost)…king…of one of the biggest empires in history Hey it's me, the one and only JC, Everybody in Rome ought to know me Pompey is gone so I'm rockin' the house I'm messin' with the senate And the only thing stoppin' me is my spouse. Crown me King and call me your God Heh, I'm like the North Star When you're lost, you know I can't be too far Call me Julius Seizure because they took me out by C-Section Ay! Stop that! [Ca**ius strobes light] You all know I'm going to get another ……. epilepsy attack [pa**es out] [Enter: C-Money] Look at this guy, he's so weak Don't leave us in a room together, you all know we got beef I'm so taciturn, sittin' inconspicuously in the corner But they don't know me like Caesar, that's why I don't have any mourners When they hear my name they think I'm an allusion Cuz' I died the same way as they did in Romeo and Juliet: The Conclusion Call me the mail man because rain or snow I got Brutus on my side and now he's your foe [Kid Smartz Snatches Mike] YO! YO! YO [is this thing on?] Yo Homie Casca smoking on the Mike I spit actions in words Like, on the mike Look Man, I almost had a little accident in my pants Last night I think I was trippin' I saw them… lanterns and liars; lions and fir…. [Give me that! Knocks out Casca/// Afro-Jock Snatches Mike] What was that? No need to fear your homie Afro- Jock is here! Party so hard, Last night was a rush Shout-out to my homeboy 8-Kush, Hahah I think I had too much Yeah, Last night was a blast The cops can try to catch me but I think I run too fast. Yeah! Big shout-out to my boy Caesar We're as tight as a cutting board to its signature meat cleaver Yeah, we joke a lot, but that's why they call me the party jock! “Antony, blabaddy blah blah do this, do that” Yeah, yeah, whatever, I'll do it after I pa** out from a drink attack But behind the scenes Caesar's the world to me Yeah, he's like the Dr. Dre to my Eminem I'll be like the leaves that shelter the delicate stem [Pimp Diddy: Reappears] Hey guys, I'm back Yay! Hooray! [Stabbed to d**h] AH- Wha- Bu- Et tu Brute? [Dies] [Enter: Brutus] Caesar, it didn't have to be this way But it's the ides of March, Today is The Day. Look man I was just askin' for you to hold my knife, But you're the one reason why I'm standin' next to my dead wife Y'all know I'm loyal and I would cry all night But this guy C-Money is trying to start a fight He ain't any different from “Money” Maywhether He fights like a chicken and steals money from the fans, (now that's clever!) All talk and his punchlines are all the same He may have the dirty money but he ain't got any fame Man, I'm like the nice guy hangin' in the wrong game But that loyalty title is mine to claim [Caesar: Reappears] BOOM! Back in the game, son You can k** me but I now am god, like the sun Man, Brutus you're like Big Smoke and I'm like CJ Treated you like my homie but you didn't think the same way You ain't loyal to your homies cuz' you like reppen' your hometown There's no other reason why you'd stab me when I was about to get the crown Everybody has been tryin' to crown me king Told them I ain't ready though It's fine because my true homeboy Antony knows that Rome will always love me the mos- [Enter: 8-Kush] Hey! So can somebody Crown Me King? I'm Young, Rich and famous Rome is for me to claim, not for “us” Yeah, so what if I'm a little pugnacious? I got a whole month named after me I became what Caesar couldn't become I rose to power to claim the throne And now I'm king, and my new playground is Rome [Enter: Pimp Diddy] Sit down, boy I got a month named after me too And get whose month goes right before you? Nah, the difference between you and me is that you will be known as a despotic king But why be a king…when you can be an immortalized god? [Fades]