C - Lance - f** the Internet lyrics

[Intro Scratches] After we get all that technical stuff out of the way We'll hop online and check out some of the amazing things you can do Out there in cyber space Dial up Log in I'm on the net I thought you were gonna teach me how to get on the Internet You're right I better explain [Verse 1: Snak the Ripper] Yeah They trynna drop a pin on my location Hit me with some pop up, some polling information Driving me insane with these push notifications Send me corny meme posts to get me motivation Man, opinions ain't sh** when they hide behind a keyboard Attach a wire from my modem to a brick of C4 Your mama on a webcam, I spam in her inbox She ugly when I'm sober, i dont notice after ten shots Rappers buying fake fans and lying on the mic f**ing staring at their Instagram and crying over likes Well I'm trying not to LOL They trolling on my Spotify Loading up the Google map to find the perfect spot to die All these advertisements trynna make me broke The Internet need to learn how to take a joke I just get mad love and these fakes get choked Cause nobody gives a f** about they Facebook posts, nope [Hook] f**, the Internet f**, the Internet, the motherf**ing Internet f**, the Internet f**, the Internet, the motherf**ing Internet How about that world wide web, f** that [Verse 2: Ill Bill] Yo, Snak told me f** the Internet I told him I already did Back when Myspace p**y became a trendy thing Before Tinder or Christian Mingle Before the Craigslist k**er This sh** was pretty simple Till I sent a dick pic to this b**h that was batsh** Pretty pics, big tits but that b**h was catfish On Jdate she was the j**y Loni Anderson Our date, she looked like Louie Anderson, damn son So f** the Internet, you must be stupid f** eHarmony to f** OkCupid f** Photoshop and f** personal computers Married to marijuana but always in search of Buddha Met this new b**h on my phone, she work for Uber Snapchat cracker the proper taught maneuvers Young and perverted, others prefer cougars Give me a real life dime-piece, rocking a shirt from Hooters Yeah [Hook] f**, the Internet f**, the Internet, the motherf**ing Internet f**, the Internet f**, the Internet, the motherf**ing Internet How about that world wide web, f** that f**, get off the f**ing phone, f**! I'm trying to use the Internet