I got to keep my sh** together Specially in this nasty weather Old man winter's comin' on And I think I've got to sing this song But it's gettin' hard to work the magic Sittin' here or stuck in traffic Paranoia will employ ya Cla**ic rock radio destroyer Baby I'ma soft machine I'ma soft machine I'ma soft machine I'm not tough or hard or cruel or mean I'm the gentle monster on the scene I'ma soft I'ma soft I'm such a soft machine I don't eat veal and I don't do bacon Feelin' the feel I ain't stealin' or takin' I got a non-dairy creamer in my jeans I'm happy to see you if you know what I mean Let's get it on, let's get it on, let's get it on Let's get it on, let's get it on So I hope you get the vibe I'm sendin' Specially if the world is endin' The future's uncertain and the end is always near An ice age is coming and I have no beer Yeah momma I'ma soft machine Dude I'ma soft machine I'ma soft machine I'ma fuzzy on top and squishy between So just give me five if you're a soft machine I'm such a soft machine Let's get it on, let's get it on, let's get it on Let's get it on, let's get it on, let's get it on