You think I'm a lame duck I don't give a blue f** I'm living like crazy Driven to be lazy I blush like a tomato Pale as a chipped potato You're a real peach Just out of reach We're all cooking the same goose A recipe of fiction I stew in my own juice In another kitchen You think I'm a lame duck I don't give a blue f** I don't give two hoots You're too big for your bossy boots