[Interlude: Looney Lion] It's our sofa we can s** who we want It's our sofa we can f** who we want It's our sofa we can hump who we want Eat out who we want Motor boat who we want (2X) [Verse 1] Tampons and vibrators laying everywhere I'm f**ing you up cause I don't care Cause I came and my head hurts a lot now And this weed was snorted, not smoking, ow wow If you're ready to lose your virginity Come to our facility Deflowering girls ever since the nineties And through the first time pains, it's still mighty [Hook] So bow chicka wow wow, ready to get plowed? You are a fat cow Come on, girl, take a bow This is my dick Those are your flaps And we will s** And we will f** Can't you see that we show no signs of malice All I want's for you to s** my phallus And we will s** And we will f** I don't give a damn if I gotta go to work It's my bu*t and I will twerk [Interlude] [Verse 2] We all hope for wives with big bu*ts That'll let us go to strip clubs Sipping wet farts from an old straw Out of your cold a** till it thaws Snorting a line in the bathroom Eating some chocolate in the bathroom Found a bloody Maxi-pad Thing of this period some girl had, yeah yeah [Hook] [Interlude] [Bridge] It's our sofa we can s** who we want to It's our couch we can f** who we want to It's your bu*t, you can twerk if you want to It's my mouth, I can eat you out if I want to [Hook, minus first five bars]