Busdriver - Mindcrossings lyrics

[Verse 1] Come to LA where the smog sings [?] lattes It's all dreams And I'm in love with a talking hot air balloon She gets drunk at the hair saloon She has the biggest breasts and the shortest ad space And there's a n***a dressed all in blackface And that's why I'll be carjacked by a Korean volleyball team [?] that's why my body all green [Didn't pay you] to cross my mind my body's green gra** And my eyes are now a gaping wound And they want to clean my gash 'Cos I'm being extremely rash While chasing the moon [?] thinker's wisdom My body's implanted with a sprinkler system And if that wasn't a drawback They told me to fill out this draw back Just in case it rains dogs and cats [Hook x2] When you cross my mind you best look both ways 'Cos my personality's bigger than yours [Verse 2] When you cross my mind you're best to look both ways Walk the streets in an insulated space suit Innovative breaks and loops Give the ba** their escape routes If they're not intimidated and break loose And the stimulants are grapefruits You see daddy cares what we form in all the wreckage What anti-glare now I know how awful that [?] This is my thoughtful message written in scribble Only to be transcribed by the last man alive Who lives in LA and was just having s** with an insecure dancer Until he has testicular cancer and dies But me, I sit on my lawn chair Waiting for my tax return Swinging my long hair, riding on a pachyderm In an [Aeroshrift] store 'Til we hit aisle two [..] [as ashes and urn] In LA I'm dead, a cold snap that won't pick up on the heat sensor I'm like your own dad With false teeth and dentures Selling biodegradable lawn to inflatable dolls This is where the beat drops And you put your hands in the air Don't just stand there like [three] bewildered panda bears Show some enthusiasm Hopefully when the show's done I'll leave with a moody [mandle?] who has a booty you can't fathom [?] and too scoops so wash it down with fruit juice Sorry, some times things cross my mind before I cross theirs My thoughts are in their crosshairs [Hook x2] When you cross my mind you best look both ways 'Cos my personality's bigger than yours