Busdriver - PUBLIC GROPE (ITS SO SQUISHY) lyrics

We played Dallas All the freaks hit the dance floor about nowish I'm on couches Getting compliments from strangers holding a bowl of fruit salad But I'm standoffish With a million dollar grin like I ran for office And you got tan blotches On your shaft looking like monster mash Yeah you got Gandaph's dick My game gets night vigils On a k** streak I make two freaks s** like I sell icicles When I tell you bite the nipple With my speaking voice the seat gets moist and the cellulite wiggles It looks like whales bathing I get the clit excited and I get cited for tailgating Make that booty drop Girls in Montana I got them on camera like a movie prop Girl that booty crazy [Hook] Shake it Ooh ooh Its so squishy Ooh ooh Its so squishy Ooh ooh Its so squishy Ooh ooh Its so squishy Can I touch it, should I touch it Ooh ooh Its so squishy Ooh ooh Its so squishy You want me to touch it You do what you do best I do my best to get you undressed You think I... You do what you do best I do my best to get you undressed You think I... You think I won't? Watch out for the big girl (alright then!) When her bottom lip curls (alright then!) Suffering from a licked pearl (alright then!) She's a squirter I'm pulled further underneath the rip curl I'm in a different city I don't really know nobody But I met this chick and now I'm feeling on her lower body Exaggerated booty make a n***a fill a tip jar Looking like it was produced by Pixar African booty with a medicine man and a rain forest Looking like the back of race horses If your diet's primarily carbohydrates you can be my date I'll give you several main courses [Busdriver puts on a voice and talks] For sure The f** is this man? Come on, we didn't come here for all this booty talk The f** man, want to hear you kick some conscious sh** It's an election year Obama k**s a hundred people via cellular phone Simply by summoning all the predator drones To vaporize an inactive base camp World stage faceplant The liberal commentator comes with a vague rant That couldn't give a policy maker a leg cramp But is called a gay tramp by the Texan lethal injection state champ I make them thighs melt When I keep pushing on the seat cushion I field those cries for help This is something you can't do yourself And she's so loyal all post-coital making me a tuna melt Because I'm on one [Repeat of Hook]