Busdriver - Bernie lyrics

[Intro: Nocando] Cha, cha, cha Kinda like Weekend at Bernie's Kinda like Weekend at Bernie's Yeah, yeah Kinda like Weekend at Bernie's Kinda like Weekend at Bernie's Kinda like Weekend at Bernie's Ah, here we go Cha, cha [Verse 1: NoCanDo] Tilt ya head back Make ya shoulders shake Let ya arms swang Baby hold up weight Bend ya back a little Now a little mo' Not that much Alright, there ya go I did the bernie A bernie with a dirty birdy She put the, she put the thang on the thang thang She did the bernie with a flirty curtsy And worked it like a slave on a chain gang We cut a rug And laid a layer of carpet I showed Ragan, Ragan said "You retarded." I'm expressin' myself I'm a artist Embody bernie, nig, n***a I'm a carca** n***a I'm the coolest n***a I'm the smartest Turn the beat on I do my bernie regardless [Hook] Cool as a corpse Cool, cool as a corpse Cool as a corpse Cool, cool as a corpse, corpse Cool as a, cool, cool, cool as a corpse, corpse, corpse Its kinda like Weekend at Bernie's Cool as a corpse Cool, cool as a corpse Cool as a corpse Cool, cool as a corpse, corpse Cool as a, cool, cool, cool as a corpse, corpse, corpse Its kinda like Weekend at Bernie's Dance like a old dead white man Dance like a old dead white man Do the old dead white dance Dance like a old dead white man Hawaiian shirt, fishermen hat Hawaiian shirt, fishermen hat Hawaiian shirt, fishermen hat ...Khaki cargo pants [Verse 2: Busdriver] I used to think I was super cool Dance until I smelled like a puma stool Jazz hands with glitter gloves and jitterbug Up with this rap band Started dancing like they needed cat scans He said shake your head and let your arms go numb And make your body heavy like a cargo ship Now I'm really cookin with the charcoal lit I used to sweat 1993, and dress like Diamond D But doin' the bernie cured my "hey-bruh"-titis B Now everyday I do the bernie And power lunch with Jewish attorneys Bought a Coffee Bean, paired up to form a Ponzi scheme Like I do the Bernie Madoff For real, only eat pâté, and play golf [Hook] [Outro: Busdriver] Flash bang grenada Teachin' old people how to dance Get em my nig