She got a red dress Kickin' up pretty heels She was playin' the money game Givin' those men a thrill Spendin' nights in Sin City Wearin' all the upper cla** women down But she did not, no she could not Change her name to Jezebel Never once did she try No, no, no, she couldn't change her name to Jezebel I got an army Then I gave them spears Then I siezed the power And I went around for a hundred years I was doin' alright Taking what I need and what I wantede to But I did not, and I could not Change my name to Charlemagne Never once did I try No, no, no I didn't change my name to Charlemagne No way! Sailin' off past Jupiter Venus and my skies Then I'm headin' back for the water It's comin' as no surprise That I'm doin' alright They're even gonna check my fingerprints But I was not and I never could be Never could be no astronaut Never once did I try No, no, no I never could be no astronaut And I did not and I could not Change my name to Charlemagne