This strange man comes to me and says, he says "what are you doing here, son?" He said "Moe, get your sh** together man, cause I don't do this just for anyone!" Your life, your mess, it's your fault, I guess, I can fix it; just don't f** it up again! So tell me, was it worth it? Now that your soul is mine I don't make you nervous, do I? It happens every time He says to me, for a small fee, I can make sh** happen that you wouldn't believe. And with a wave of his hand, all is good in the land When does my new life begin? For what it's worth, your time on earth will be joyous He howls as he laughs at me. "Hey man, you owe me big time now" "Just remember, that all this happened because of me. You will come to regret this It happens every time This isn't the last you've seen of me Now that your soul is mine