Bumblefoot - Rockstar For A Day lyrics

I just turned 19 for the 16th time Posing with bottles of the finest wine I'm only seen with people just like me So rich that we get everything for free Spouting politics from my limosine Because you care - About the product in my hair About the clothes I'm gonna wear To the event where we congratulate ourselves I wanna be a rockstar for a day - I want my 15 minutes of fame But I've got face that's made for radio - And my body's a disgrace I wanna be a rockstar for a day - I wanna get botox in LA 'Cause I've got a face that's made for radio - And a voice that's made for... I don't know But you'll love me anyway So tell me tell me tell me - am i great? Will you tattoo my CD cover on your face? So do you wanna win a date with me? We can talk all night about me me me? me? Sitting by candlelight telling stories about by care Because you care - About the product in my hair About the clothes I'm gonna wear To the event where we congratulate ourselves I wanna be a rockstar for a day - I want my 15 minutes of fame But I've got face that's made for radio - And I never could get laid So I wanna be a rockstar for a day - I'm gonna get a p**nstar for a date But I've got a face that's made for radio - And a voice that's made for... I don't know But you'll love me anyway All of my entourage can join my fanclub membership And get a year free for 1 friend & my autographed guitar pick As for the ugly rumors they're all started by my publicist And yes it's true - I was born on the moon and have 3000 kids My contribution to humanity is saying I'm part of it And when I sneeze it's history - in a century you'll read about it Because you care - so let's congratulate ourselves. " I wanna thank everybody for .. ah .. yeah - thanks " I wanna be a rockstar for a day I want my 15 minutes of fame But I've got face that's made for radio - And my body's a disgrace So I wanna be a rockstar for a day - Got implants everywhere except my brain 'Cause I've got a face that's made for radio - And a voice that's made for... I don't know And my songs are kinda lame - Tomorrow you'll forget my name But you'll love me for today - But you'll love me anyway Yeah ya love me anyway