Bumblefoot - Noseplugs lyrics

I could never be unkind Easy words are hard to find Let me give it one good try God, I think that something crawled in your mouth and died Whatever it was It died from an unnatural cause Virus helps it decompose Ill from a septic drainage pipe while roaming a landfill I smell you from a mile away I see how you peel the paint I can see the fragile faint The architecture of society has a crack And you break it down The hills turn to flattened ground I can hear the sirens sound Heavy breathers run for cover the other way It's a good thing grandpa hung onto that old bomb shelter Even though the cold war ended It's intended use is to protect the ma**es Stomach acid on your breath You taste like kissing d**h The garlic soap you bought worked well To cover the smell of ol' Assy Pickins Knocking down your door Making babies on your floor k**ing daisies down the hall I know that you never thought he would Come back and be your side kick Driving 'long side in a Wildwood tram car but no one can see him But you, and you defy physics when you go to movie theatres And you insist on two tickets, and you have him sit next to you In a seat that someone sits in, but they move when you talk to him (Thank God for the Mod Squad so you had a hairstyle to a**ign him Though it may be slightly dated that's ok cause you accept him As is, as is, as is, as is..