Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers - Old MacDonald lyrics

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O And on that farm he had some pigs E I E I O With an oink oink here and an oink oink there Here an oink There an oink Everywhere an oink oink Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O Everybody now, real fun isn't it Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O And on that farm he had some pigs E I E I O With an ewwwwwewewewew First time I did that I was at an RCMP ball All of a sudden I discovered they were bigger than me By a long shot, you know what I mean Two hours later I got up and started again Minus these two teeth Now old MacDonald had a farm right E I E I O And on that farm he had a Volkswagen E I E I O With a beep here and a beep there And a beep beep here and a beep beep everywhere, beep, beep Old MacDonald had a farm right E I E I O, yodel lady, yodel, yodel, yodel, yodel lady Now old MacDonald had a farm Brought her back now, guaranteed, I suppose On that farm he had Tarzan alloolololololo Look out stampede! Wild animals, E I E I O Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O And on that farm he had the Vienna Boys' Choir Heard from a glen outside Zermatt Switzerland From a distance of 1000 yards Singing Beethoven's "Ode To Joy" in the key of D Goes like this, (To the tune of "Joyful Joyful We Adore Thee") Old MacDonald had a farm E I O I E, On that farm he had a spelling problem O E I O O, O E O I, O I E, frig it, A E I O U Old MacDonald had a farm Right on the farm no I know What a farm, E I E I O He had a McCulloch chainsaw With a bllll here, and a bllll there Here bllll, there bllll, everywhere a bllll bllll bllll bllll bllll Frigin McCulloch all right, ah, that like a dancin, that sun of a b**h never starts, give me a log Wayne, blllaaaaaaaaa Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O