Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers - Old Time Religion lyrics

(KEVIN) I can only take so much of that garbage b'ys before I got to bust out all over old man Any catholics here? Catholics? Catholics right on! Who-hoo! Any Protestants here (WAYNE) Yeah woo lets go (KEVIN) Now how many Catholics are there? Yes brudder! (RAY) Now of course there got to be Salvation Army here (KEVIN) Oh you know that they're there I knows how to get them out old man just hit that giant tambourine there for a second (RAY) Look look! Look at the hands going Look look look (KEVIN) The one's that's clapping, that's them! After a while old man they gets right rangy "Swinging from the rafters Swinging from the rafters!" (KEVIN) I suppose we got the United Church crowd to United Church crowd Come from the nutting Going nowhere Easy does it crowd Go to church on Sunday drop two dollars in the collection plate come home don't do nothing tell next Sunday kind of crowd Got it easy b'y If you wants it easy go to the United Church You don't have to do nothing over there They're not so sure you know They pray, "To Whom it May Concern" Nothing, nothing, nothing How many Anglicans is out there amongst you crowd now? Ah ah ah buddy don't be so proud old man, you're only Catholics once removed! (RAY) He feels right proud Kevin (KEVIN) Yes my son Yeah, Anglicans, no doubt, yes, they're something now You give up your one way ticket when you stopped blessing yourself Forget it (RAY) Pentecost (KEVIN) Yeah We got them here old man They're not saying anything though Pentecost Those They usually gets away Far from everybody as they can They goes up there in the boxes and stuff Pentecost's up there for sure Here's what turns on the Pentecost's old man watch this Poof! See that old man? Instant collection plate luh Says ten percent right on the bottom luh (RAY) Now Kevin all jokes to one side now Really what it boils down to Is that you're growing up as a Catholic Really was it? (KEVIN) My sonny b'y Raymond look (RAY) You had it tough (KEVIN) My son I had work for it Got up in the morning I prayed cause I woke up (RAY) Now see That difficult (KEVIN) I went to church for an hour I went to school Before school Before recess After recess Before lunch After lunch And when school ended in the afternoon That was eight hours a day full time (RAY) I see (KEVIN) Full time Catholic See b'y I never had much time for nothing else Little bit of overtime to play with the Protestants But you don't mind that You know (RAY) Now Kevin you were trained by the nuns (KEVIN) Now b'y I tell you the ones we had I wouldn't call them nuns I'd call them ninja (RAY) How do you figure that Kevin? (KEVIN) Soon as I saw that black belt brother I knew it Karate They were about ten foot tall old man Their, their, their were ugly big things old man (RAY) Now (KEVIN) They had intermittent bibs at the top and the coke bottle gla**es with the infrared beams coming out of them searching for alien life on the floor you know (RAY) I could never I could never understand why those sisters wore those bibs (KEVIN) Well they wore bibs Ray 'cause they eat with snow blowers They can't shovel it in fast enough We had the Sisters of Caustic Acid teaching us I had Sister Acetone What a mean woman I mean tis one thing Ray to be put out of cla** Tis quite another to be shoved through a wall first (RAY) Sure It is b'y