[INTRO: Lil' Dinky] You know, it's a lot of great actors out there in the world. Vince Vaughn comes to mind, David Duchovny... But there's only one man you can call the greatest. Back to back Academy Awards, four Golden Globes... And when it comes to this rap sh**... b**h I'm Tom Hanks! [Hook: Penis Bailey The Bailey] Hanks, Hanks b**h I'm Tom Hanks In a league of my own, b**h I'm Tom Hanks Hanks, Hanks I think I'm Tom Hanks Meg Ryan on my phone, b**h I'm Tom Hanks Hanks, Hanks, Hanks, Hanks Got that Nora Ephron white and that bomb dank Hanks, Hanks I think I'm Tom Hanks Big money motherf**er boy I'm Tom Hanks [VERSE 1: Lil' Dinky] I'm Tom Hanks you're not Hanks How the f** you gon' stop Hanks? 8.5 billion at the box office, that's top rank My band of brothers got bands, we in the club and we flexin' Make a movie with your b**h, Steven Spiel- Robert Zemeckis Boy I'm Hanks'd up, double cup, higher than Jim Lovell was I eat so many f**in' shrimp, I'm a VIP at the Bubba Gump My money long, that's the green mile, my pockets ready to blow My weed extremely loud, your girl incredibly close [Penis Bailey The Bailey] b**h I'm Tom Hanks...world in my pocket Your life's a bag of sh**, my life is like a box of chocolates Yeah I got a woody, yeah I hang with Barbies Yeah I live my whole life like it's a bachelor party My girl stay wet, got the movie Splash in her cooch My b**h a head turner, your b**h just look like Hooch Sally Field my sidepiece, Meg Ryan my boo thang I'm with Colin, I'm with Chet, so you know that I be rolling with 2 Hankz [Hook - Lil' Dinky] Hanks, Hanks b**h I'm Tom Hanks In a league of my own, b**h I'm Tom Hanks Hanks, Hanks I think I'm Tom Hanks Meg Ryan on my phone, b**h I'm Tom Hanks Hanks, Hanks, Hanks, Hanks Got that Nora Ephron white, and that bomb dank Hanks, Hanks I think I'm Tom Hanks b**h I smell like the bank, call me Tom Hanks [Verse 2: Penis Bailey The Bailey] You b**hes got mail, it's a large package Kush got me in the clouds, I need a cloud atlas Got two b**hes, that's my bosom buddies I'm ballin' like Wilson on all you herbs My c**aine got em sleepless from Seattle to the f**in' burbs Houston we got a problem, Hanks Blowin up Vietnam Hanks My flow is sicker than Andrew Beckett, y'all motherf**ers make me vom, Hanks My dick big, like the movie was I'm in the money pit, but this ain't no movie cuzz [Lil' Dinky] Catch me if you can, driving fast and sipping Henny Middle finger to the marshall, no disrespect to Penny But we don't a**ociate with cops, no not any Just the facts, f** a Joe Friday, hit him with that semi Got a private jet at the terminal, call me Cast Away on my private island Don't love these hoes, won't save these hoes Who you think you is, b**h, Private Ryan? Larry crown me, King of Diamonds I'm trying to see you twerk it, boo Drop that a**, make it clap Ooh, do that thing you do! [Hook - Lil' Dinky] Hanks, Hanks b**h I'm Tom Hanks In a league of my own, b**h I'm Tom Hanks [Penis Bailey The Bailey] Hanks, Hanks I think I'm Tom Hanks Meg Ryan on my phone, b**h I'm Tom Hanks [Lil' Dinky] Hanks, Hanks, Hanks, Hanks Got that Nora Ephron white and that bomb dank [Penis Bailey The Bailey] Hanks, Hanks I think I'm Tom Hanks s** my motherf**ing dick, b**h I'm Tom Hanks