[Verse 1] k**joy You're like a rhinestone pickup line My drunk guitar's more fun than you'll ever be Dear God You're a monologue repeater A computer is a better friend than I'll ever be (than I'll ever be) [Pre-Chorus] I ditched you Saturday night Cause I want you to know Take a photograph It's going to last longer I feel so temporary Like some viceroy a**hole maybe [Chorus] Yeah King or the viceroys Yeah King or the viceroys King or the viceroys [Verse 2] Oh God Give it up the charisma This cold call waving is a sign of a weaker disease [Pre-Chorus] I ditched you Saturday night Cause I want you to know Take a photograph, it's going to last longer I feel so temporary Like some viceroy a**hole maybe [Chorus] Yeah King or the viceroys Yeah King or the viceroys Why want it Why need it Why guess it Can't help me God help me God help me I am my own and so are you King or the viceroys King or the viceroys King or the yeah King or the viceroys King or the King or the sh**