Brutal Knights - Why The Beard lyrics

Your beard is a beard of lies It's an ugly man's disguise You look like that band "The Band" Who incidentally I can't stand Why the beardx2 Stubble is bullsh** too You are not male model Put a razor to your face Then use aftershave bottle Why the beardx2 Pubic hair should be on balls Not attached to your chin Unless it is my balls Attached to your chin