Brutal Knights - Fake Youth lyrics

Too many pixie haircuts Too many hot, sh**ty girlfriends I have had both these things Except for pixie haircuts Your haircut is a joke The punchline is youre balding Shave your head Become skinhead Or you Ill be insulting Fake youth, I break tooth Your manhood: I want proof Fake youth, break tooth You cant handle the truth You have the face of failed wizard And the body of a forest nymph You have zits; youre forty one Shoot yourself in the face with a gun Your haircut is a joke The punchline is youre balding Shave your head Become skinhead Or you Ill be insulting Fake youth Your haircut Fake youth