Brutal Knights - The Perfect Buffet lyrics

Welcome to the perfect buffet Good for straight, transgendered or gay Vadge and dong are part of this schmorgasbord Your waiters name is Gord We come every day to dine at the perfect buffet Bring many trays when you visit the perfect buffet Do you want to have crabs? The waitresses are not old hags You can have ice cream Or drink a cup of steam We come You can have all the pizza you want a piece a Have a siesta at our fiesta Free gift bag with every order over twenty dollars