Brutal Knights - I Do Nothing lyrics

Wakeup is at 10 am at chateau flan Food in room from last night is eaten followed by visit to can Can is briefly used, now its time for back to bed Sleep again until 4 I do not do chores I do nothing Too lazy to live I do nothing I need to sleep in I do nothing Too lazy to die I do nothing I need to eat pie Go downstairs, turn on TV Logging on to check computer mail obsessively Look at floor, floor is dirty Will not clean the floor until I am thirty Playing video games beat in 1992 Go upstairs and cook some food Put cream cheese in eggs Bust out the ketchup Eat the food and watch the bone collector I do nothing, I do nothing, I do nothing, too lazy