Brutal Knights - Bikini Diet lyrics

Lets go on a bikini diet You me and the dog Lets lose weight together Then we will shave our dongs Dont wanna be a dude with teats Unless it is from surgery Must lose twenty pounds It is an emergency bikini diet I dont wanna look stocky At the anti-racism rally I need to protest condominiums My weight must be the minimum Dont wanna I bought a flashy thong Want to wear it and impress gays With a belly like santa claus For bikini not OK Dont wanna