[Intro] I got a rip in my pants and a hole in my brand new shoes I got a Margarita nose and a breath full of Mad Dog Booze [Chorus] I got the fever, fever, fever, fever [Verse 1] Yeah, they threw me out of jail I tell you it isn't fair I tried to kiss the judge from the electrical chair Yeah we're all here cause we're not all there tonight The guitar's cranked and the ba** man's blown a fuse And when the whole gang bangs tell me then what's you're excuse? [Chorus] [Verse 2] Fever gives you lust with an appetite It hits you like the fangs from a rattlesnake bite We're all here cause we're not all there tonight! We can't run away from trouble There isn't no place that far But if we do it right at the speed of light There's the back seat of my car, caviar I was feeling so high I forgot what day Now I'm feeling low down even slow seems way too fast And now the booze don't work and the d** ran out of gas [Chorus] [Verse 3] The buzz that you be getting from the crack don't last I'd rather be O.D.in' on the crack of her a** Yeah we're all here cause we're not all there tonight My first time ever lover We fell asleep out on the lawn And when I woke up I was all alone Makin' love to the Crack of Dawn So yo, I beg your pardon sir The gangster of love rides again [Chorus] [Verse 4] Fever may be Hell and a cross to bear As long as I'm in heaven honey I don't care You look so good baby look so fine I tell you you're the image of the perfect crime You gets so tired holding on so tight If you think you're going crazy well you may be right Yeah, we're all here 'cause we're not all there, that's right!