I've got a beach house and an ocean cruiser I ht the sauna each and everyday And when I feel like I'm a total loser I hire a shrink to tell me I'm okay I bought a car designed to drive you crazy It's the kind that let's me watch TV I hired a trainer just in case I'm lazy It costs a fortune for me to be me I'm searching for something to save me I'm running as fast as I can Still searching but hoping that maybe I'll feel better when I know I'm blonde and tan I've got some magic cream to keep me youthful I've got some contacts in these sky blue eyes My driver's license is completely truthful But don't be fooled if everything else lies I'm sleeping deep upon my satin pillows You'll never catch me on the town alone I call my friends from my sleek black limo On my golden television phone Things of this world are gonna rust and die I've got a truth you can depend on Need to change the life you're livin from the inside