Brother Blake - Story of a jester lyrics

I was a twisted little baby when I came out the womb I stabbed my doctor with a needle just to get him out the room As a boy I had no friends, they all thought I was crazy I set a nursing home on fire cause I thought they were lazy I adopted every single cat that I could in the city Then set the microwave on high And said "Goodbye kitties" And then my parents threw me out Then my parents threw me out Then my parents threw me out "What the f** is that about?" Then my parents threw me out Then my parents threw me out Then my parents threw me out "What the f** is that about?" I said "f** this sh**!" I'm gonna be a jester "I don't need this sh**!" I think i'll be a demon jester "f** this sh**!" I'm gonna be a jester "I don't need this sh**!" I think i'll be a demon jester Ahh Finally made it Harvard School of Jesters The air The trees, it's so clean I f**in' hate it Oh God this is miserable Ohh this is terrible Kicked out of Harvard School of Jesters on the very first day He brought up Henry the Eighth And he said that jolly Brit was a gay Hopped up in a ride, no destination per se Ran over every turtle that couldn't make me feel great Turned the radio on Heard some band called 'The Fray' I drove my car off the cliff Was it worth it to me? At the bottom of the cliff What I saw was life changing Summoner's Rift Man this place is amazing Met a dude named Zilean He was straight blazin' Said this place was the sh** I'm just paraphrasin' "Oh f** yes!" Man this place is the sh** I can k** whoever I want And I can get away with it "Oh f** yes!" They even have some hot chicks Tell the rest of the world They can s** my Dick What? I'm not afraid to say it We're all grown-ups here We're old enough to have YouTube accounts We should be old enough to say words like 'Dick' 'f**' 'sh**' Get over it This song's funny