One shot, Two shot, Three tequila floor, Cowboy bouncer's 'bout to bowl me out the door Jose got me stumblin' mumblin' like a fool That worms got a kick like a Tennessee mule Wake up in the mornin hurtin head skinned knees Aint no doubt about whats puttin a whoopin on me Tequila Goes down easy, lord it will sneak up on you fast Tequila Great Big buzz in a lil bitty gla** Tequila Gla**, salt, straight up, chilled,lemon lime Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time Mexicali, blue aguave, fire in a bottle Too much Cabo Wabo do the cucha racha wobble You think by now a drinkin man would learn You dont go toe to toe with that lil bitty worm